Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Text sex

Teenagers!!!!

Are you stuck, trying to find ways to put of completing that boring homework assignment? Try having text sex!!!

Text sex is fun, disease free, and will help you to once again exceed your texting limit for the month!!! Additionally, to my knowledge, no unplanned pregnancies have ever occurred from people having text sex!!!

Although you can theoritically have text sex with anybody, I would highly recommend that you NOT have text sex with (a) your homeroom teacher (if he is over the age of 30), or (b) your best friend's dad.

I can only think of one adjective to describe this: EWWWWWW!!!!

Some other ideas for putting off homework assignments could be:

1) ice skating
2) making clam chowder (to find the recipe, simply type 'clam chowder' into the search engine toolbar)

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