Saturday, March 14, 2009


God's diet plan for Catholics. It's about three weeks into Lent, and I have allready managed to lose 7 pounds.

I am sensing, however, that I am on the verge of blowing it, and binging on creme puffs, hamburgers, fries, milkshakes, and pints of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

Not only will I be sacrificing an eternity in paradise for roasting on a rotisserie in hell, but I also will be blowing my chance to have a swimsuit-worthy frame for the summer~~!!

On a more optimistic note, I have just discovered that I will be receiving $1300 back in my tax returns.

The luddite that I am dating is contientiously objecting to pay his taxes at all. It's not his style, he says, to be supporting US military.

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